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  • Cassette + Digital Album

    And just like that, Cheersquad Records & Tapes release their first cassette tape, and it's no other than the mighty Hard-Ons. ‘I’m Sorry Sir, That Riff’s Been Taken’ has stormed the chart, and is running out the stores. As the first very limited run of 50 cassettes is nearly gone, we have decided to add another 50.

    All tracks will be added to your digital Bandcamp collection.

    Includes unlimited streaming of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff’s Been Taken via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Seeing as all the coloured vinyl of The Hard-Ons' 'I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken’ has run out, the band has decided to add a special 'dandruff white’ version. This 'dandruff white’ vinyl edition is limited to 200 copies only. As we’ve already sold out of the orange and blue vinyl, don’t dillydally ordering your copy of ‘dandruff white’!

    All vinyl comes with a digital download code and tracks are added to your Bandcamp collection right now.

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    edition of 200 
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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    All vinyl comes with a digital download code and all tracks will be added to your Bandcamp collection right now.

    Includes unlimited streaming of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff’s Been Taken via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    Purchasable with gift card

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  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Buy the Full Digital Album

  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    This translucent, orange version is limited to 300 copies only! All vinyl comes with a digital download code and will also be added to your Bandcamp collection on release day.

    Includes unlimited streaming of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff’s Been Taken via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 300  22 remaining
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    We have been cleaning up and found 3 copies of 'I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken' on red vinyl...

    Includes unlimited streaming of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff’s Been Taken via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 3 
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    We have been cleaning up and found 2 green copies of 'I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken'...

    Includes unlimited streaming of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff’s Been Taken via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 2  1 remaining
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    We have been cleaning up and found 8 copies of 'I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken'...

    Includes unlimited streaming of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff’s Been Taken via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 8 
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  • Limited edition, blue vinyl
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    There will only be 200 copies of this limited edition, blue vinyl! All vinyl comes with a digital download code and will also be added to your Bandcamp collection on release day.

    Includes unlimited streaming of I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff’s Been Taken via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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about

Man this song is sooooo old .. and probably the most "typical" HO's .. I'm always excited about the "next" song so ideas sometimes get left behind .. every now and then i go to me stored stash and have a peek , found this and thought "why haven't we done this ??"

lyrics

This is such a fucked up party
This ain't my idea of fun
Being here's such a chore
Each and every guest a bore

This is such a fucked up party
I feel I'm stuck in Wynyard dunny
All I wanna do is hide
If I can't run, surely I could hide

Oh no, oh no, oh no

Can't wait till the night is over
Can't wait till the night is done
I'm dying to grab my coat
I'm dying to catch that cab

Can't wait till the night is over
Can’t wait till it's all and done
Am I the only one not pissed?
Whose breath doesn’t smell like shit?

Oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Oh god please, please don't sit next to me
Dear please god, please don't sit next to me
Noooo, woo hoo hoo
Good god, bad breath, please don't sit next to me
Good god, bad breath, please don't sit next to me
Noooo, woo hoo hoo

It’s obvious to see
The blame all rests with me
Why did I come? Why did I come?
There’s no this or that
No hands tied up my back
Why did I come? Why did I come?
Come. Let’s go!

Yeah! This is such a fucked up party
This ain't my idea of fun
Every hour seems to drag
Every conversation such a nag

Can't wait till the night is over
Can't wait till the night is done
So where the hell’s my coat
And where the fuck’s my cab

Oh no, oh no, oh no

Extra :-)
What the fuck's in this dip?
Who decorated this shit?
So hard to be polite
Not start a single fight

credits

from I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff​’​s Been Taken, released October 8, 2021
Peter Black

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Cheersquad Records & Tapes Melbourne, Australia

Wally “Meanie” Kempton took the plunge in 2018 and launched his record label Cheersquad Records & Tapes. Since then he has released new material from acts such as The Meanies, The Hard-Ons, Chris Wilson, Phil Jamieson, Seasick Steve, Wanita, Minibikes, The Rinehearts, Immigrant Union and T. Wilds, along with limited edition vinyl of older material from Snout, Even and The Glory Box and more. ... more

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